After TAing more than a dozen classes, I wish I could say I was even a little bit surprised by this. Moderately prepared male students speak up more than the highest-achieving female students, and then other students assume they must know what they’re talking about or they wouldn’t volunteer so much. Exceptions…

um are we gonna talk about how fucking COOL she looks without her robe and fancy collar on?

#schlublivesmatter

#notallschlubs

Could have been so much better if Duchovny went undercover as Denise Bryson.

How bad is it that a large part of me wishes you hadn’t been an ethical person who went on a date and wrote a slice of life article and instead wishes you were a catfish who would use a photograph of Martin Shkreli’s credit card and drivers licence for nefarious purposes.

I think one of the top ten outing rules in order here,

Am I wrong, or wouldn’t heroin users need larger and larger amounts (or stronger doses) to get high over time?

“U SHOULD DEFiNATLEY MAKE $1,000,000 BEFORE U SPEAK TO ME, BY THE WAY ARE YOU RELATED TO LEGOS ? BECUZ U ARE BLOCKED”

I promise you literally no one on this site wants to know what your penis is up to.

I’m sorry, but rape is a real thing and minimizing the feelings of insecurity a lot of women have is not ok. Women should be able to feel secure in the public space.

Duggar scandals are like the “Song That Never Ends,” except way more sad. They just go on and on, my friends.

Fun fact: That’s exactly why King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette had trouble conceiving. Louis would penetrate her, just kind of lie there for ten minutes, pull out, and go back to his bedroom. This went on for years.

When I was 6 I told my best friend Zoe that having sex meant getting naked and sticking you tongue in another person’s mouth and honestly that’s still how I have sex to this day.

You’re like totally way prettier.

I guess it must have been more impressive to me when I was 16. Still think it’s a pretty cool idea, though.

I make this face at work when I forget my glasses at home, and haven’t had caffeine yet. The Bitchsquint (TM).

It would be a bigger tragedy if Oxygen stopped marathoning the early seasons.

You guys...Lindy is joking. The hyperbole is for the sake of comedy. You're still allowed to like the trash that is Love Actually. You needn't sharpen the pitchforks against the lady who just brought cock bloctopus into to Lexicon. That would be wrong.