Just bring wine, and everyone is happy. If they are not, then they are not worth knowing.

AWWW she does look so sad and grumpy!

I have the nightmare where I’m visiting home, and find out that I never actually graduated from high school, so I go back. I always thought I had these dreams because I graduated early. I hated high school but never felt like I really earned leaving because it was too easy.

As a lapsed Catholic, I beg to differ. If this is the afterlife, and not a dying woman’s dream sequence, it’s clearly purgatory. There are children there, probably not baptised, and everyone else is stuck because they were in need of purification and those living have forgotten to pray for their souls.

Why is anyone Republican anymore? Someone has a problem with it, and they aren’t the enlisted young men and women.

The app loads with the message ‘Do not drive while playing...’

Many other major international cities seem to manage, somehow...

So... why did Pabst sponsor the dumpster pool?

Supposedly, I know. Weirdly I never found smoking suppressed my appetite. It was just another activity that prolonged needing to eat. Could not eat if I hadn’t smoked first. But also needed to smoke after eating.

Oh wow. He must have worked so hard for that make up line.

Right...except for all the hundreds of times it did not work before, for those with the wrong skin color.

My main motivators in quitting smoking were that it’s insanely expensive, and also (besides looking bad to potential employers) just really painful to be addicted to nicotine when working full-time.

That’s too easy. Why not pull all of his resources, and let him fend for himself. Try to find a minimum-wage job, and try to make enough money to afford his subway fare to and from work every day, rather than just taking a taxi.

Gluten-free is just another example of an elimination diet. For instance, the Atkins diet: you aren’t allowed to eat a lot food offered at social gatherings. So you might lose some weight at first. But for most people, the body’s need for fuel kicks in and one either ends up breaking the diet or finding other sources…

Oy, this is case in point why I am not a Democrat.

The only threat to her presidency is complacency. Voters who hate trump might be so bored to death that they forget they’ve still got to vote.

So...I thought rats might make nice pets because they’re social and also kinda cute. Guess not?

The subgroups thank you for your great contributions, including venereal disease, Catholicism, and invasive species.

Clinton has taken responsibility for Benghazi.

Haha. I’ve gotten, “So why is your English so good?”