The Church of England was entirely headed by a man who killed several of his own wives.

I don’t even identify* as Asian (I’m half pacific islander, half white) but I get mistaken for “Asian” every now and then. And I can say, JUST as someone who gets mistaken for asian, that the racism is a fucking problem and it’s awful.

What an Everyman. Or they paid him.

I own four towels and none of them match.

I mean...this probably shouldn’t be eaten in one sitting, but it’s really not a disgusting or unheard of combination. Bread, cheese, and pasta is pretty standard.

I just discovered a website where you can generate any Simpsons GIF ever.

Orlando is one of my favorite books. In light of this, I think I’ll read it again. It was also the first Virginia Woolf I read, and (at the time) I was a little disappointed to find she never wrote anything else quite like it!