If you simply glance at each message for 1 second before deleting it, it will take you well over 12 hours to clear your inbox. Just FYI.

If my phone fell out of my pocket once accidentally and it didn’t break, I’d consider myself lucky and stop using that pocket to carry my phone - for it to happen 3 times and not take any kind of corrective action is just reckless.

A really fast fire leading to a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

Wonder how many people picked their nose watching this video??

My finger was literally in my nose as this article came up in my RSS feed.

What’s green and flies over Germany at 300 miles per hour?

• You can pick your nose.
  

Too excited, went out like stink, died like a pig.

I have never tried this hard at anything in my life.

No. They’ll report on it, but it will be through more comedic Instagram posts from athletes, and a 5 minute aside from Bob Costas, who we hope won’t contract pink eye again.

This is silly - all you need to do is approach the grenade and hit the R3 button to throw it back at the enemy