Like when he spent an entire season pretending he didn’t know how not to kick people in the dick?

Draymond is an 8-year-old dick kicker stuck in the body of a large and athletic man who happens to play on the best team in the NBA.

Yeah, I mean, ha ha, it’s hi-larious and all that. But this should be a technical foul. It needs to stop.

I mean, they’re from Barcelona, right? They could produce “Hablando Pablo Dobner’s Knob” or something alliterative in Spanish and/or Catalan...

Inset Kanye West LIFE OF PABLO joke here.

The problem with porn is that it can only rely on sight and sound, and that limits it to what is most titilating to the eyes and ears. But real intimate sex is much more about the physical sensation of touch than it is visual stimuli. What’s going to change porn in the future is VR. In my first experience with it, I…

Obligatory.

A too-wide generalization but one that may hold some truth here: Women tend to internalize pain; men externalize it. Both are dangerous for the person in pain, but only one of them is dangerous to the rest of the world.

Well... when your husband has been accused of drugging and raping enough people to constitute a mob....

There is an actual mob of accusers. Mob justice is very accurate.

when you sexually assault a mob of people a mob is who will judge you.

I hope you got bonus points for the most appropriate use of the phase “junk in the trunk” ever. How often does one get the chance to use that in a sentence and both meanings are accurate?

Kate Bush is an angel on Earth and each of those artists aspire to be like her or copy her, like Tori did once.

Hilarious. The other parents must be loving this. Nothing better than to see these games get stretched out even more, with kids brushing off their coaches to act like an asshole. So fun!

What a play, would love to see that again in slow motion.

As a little league coach....screw this kid.

Still faster than David Ortiz

Great job, mom and dad. If there’s one thing the world needs, it’s more narcissists.

It’s for when Cohen is just a little too jewy.