Nope, we can not all agree on that.

OMG, let go of my hand! Like bitch, was your hand not just in my hair? Go on trick.

Thanks Tumblr!

LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES BOBBY.

I feel like there was a real missed opportunity to deploy “Jury Booty” at least once in this post.

since i’ve been recounting tales of 90's country childhood in the pool float thread, this is hitting me unexpectedly hard. damnit, kelly.

So now you know what happened to all those beaded lanyards you made at camp, kiddies, and why you couldn't find them when you cleaned out the attic.

What blows me away — in addition to all the other reasons outlined by Alison Green — is that the manager never offers to come in early and cover for her. When I was a manager, I would stay late with employees to help them finish earlier and get out of the office. Or I’d come in early to help them if they needed it.…

I know that I could be making more dough elsewhere, but the company culture at my job is so accommodating and kind, that it’s not worth it when my work life balance is so good.

She’s immeasurably better than Trevor Noah. I’m really glad that she was given her own show to build from the ground up, but I sure wish it was nightly instead of weekly... I’m still going through withdrawal every week, while I wait for Full Frontal and Last Week Tonight...

I love Samantha Bee and her show. She is on point and angry. I like that about her.

Something about her shitty little face makes me even more convinced she should be found guilty.

Obvi you gotta find the right antibiotics now, but have you heard of d-mannose powder? It stopped something I had IN ITS DAMN TRACKS and is apparently widely popular as an at-home remedy/preventative care.

It pisses me off that this woman isn’t around the suffer the consequences of what she has done. She has ruined her husbands life, she has ruined her daughter’s fiancé’s life, and since she basically choose suicide by cop, the police officer is going to have to live his entire life dealing with it too. Fuck this lady.

“escape” by Carolyn Jessop is the most popular/a great place to start. ‘stolen innocence’ by elissa wall is my personal favorite

If it makes you feel better, I would 100% read your memoir/novel.

A surfeit.

Sploosh

VIRGIN NEW GROWTH FIBERS??? I SAID I WANTED POST CONSUMER FIBERS ONLY!!