We knew the meltdown was coming. I loooooove his meltdowns! Let’s hope he starts up on how it was stolen by a foreigner too. He’s a giant, puffy, orange, baby and I love to watch him cry!

I love to see a Fortuny gown with an evening coat. Even more drama!

Fucking HIMYM. I haven’t watched a rerun since. I’ve YouTubed some fan re-cuts of the final episode, which effectively ends after “And, kids, that’s how I met your mother.” (Baaaah bah bah bah bahhh bah bah bah buhhhh.) Such an improved ending, just brings everything full circle.

Uh greed. I always thought that Carrie was a shit bag. But when I was younger I was like “Whatever, the other 3 are great. Carrie is just there or whatever”. Now I find her offensive. I mean, remember when they all offered to loan her money so she could buy her apartment? Except for Charlotte? And then Carrie thought…

THIS. I do think some of the relationships, sex talks and dating dynamics have held up pretty well over time (especially as a formerly single girl in NYC.). But, almost everything having to deal with sexuality and gender identity has not. It’s dated and uncomfortable.

As a teenager I loved it but by the time I hit my twenties I realized what a shitty friend Carrie was; always ditching her friends to meet up with Big or some other annoying guy. And she was so embarrassingly bad with money for someone in their 30's that it was actually offensive.

It’s an astonishingly simple and effective way to troll people IRL.

Just needs some height, says badass punk llama

would do then, would do now.

1994 me: if i could have anyone’s face it would be Christy Turlington’s.

god help me, I’m so sick of seeing the word “fat.” fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fatfatfatfatfatfatfatfatfatfatfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

The U.S. Olympic Trolling Judges award your performance a negative 10 points. A novice effort so lazy and unoriginal it doesn’t even rate an eyeroll.

Sadly true.

That penmanship is on point.

I like to shop from Everlane but they aren’t very size-inclusive

Obligatory:

FWIW, buying sex toys on Amazon is risky. They’re often fakes (I’ve heard about this especially with knockoffs of stainless steel toys, which are often marketed as one material but are actually a different metal or just thinly & poorly plated) and some sellers may take returns & resell them. Additionally, since…

FWIW, buying sex toys on Amazon is risky. They’re often fakes (I’ve heard about this especially with knockoffs of…

A glance at their website and it doesn’t show what sizes they carry.

frosting hint - if you break it up/cut it with graham crackers,
it somehow doesn’t *feel* as gluttonous?