Yeah. Am I the only one who does NOT WANT TO GO TO THERE?

I am 100% okay with this.

I wanted the ones where the butt-U was done in rainbow colored stitching. I’d still be pretty stoked to have a pair of those.

I think washing my face in the pm might be my least fav grooming task. I hate that my hair kinda gets wet, I hate how the water streams down my arms and gets all over around the sink even if i’m suuuper careful and anal about it. I usually just wash my face with natural bar soap, then tone with rose water and then, if…

I swear to god I don’t think you’ve recommended one bad song

I’d be horrified if I ever came in contact with a penis that was QUIVERING

I have to admit, I would LIKE to touch it. But I would NOT.

Definitely We Love Colors regular and plus tights. They come in over fifty colors, are super vibrant, and have a huge sizing range, with sizes able to fit people from 90 - 375 lbs.

Definitely We Love Colors regular and plus tights. They come in over fifty colors, are super vibrant, and have a…

Is that the secret your pubes are whispering?

i had to google it to figure out how to spell it while i was writing this post and it’s REALLY NOT FAIR THE GOOGLE IMAGES THAT POP UP WHEN U GOOGLE THE WORD i will never unsee them

Usually when I start to run, I stop like 30 seconds later. The ability to continue running past this initial point seems like a super power.

Man, I actually am fat and no one has ever gifted me with a treadmill. Where’s my treadmill?

Ikea sells four packs of tiny princess cakes in the frozen foods section. They do in a princess cake emergency.

Watch this on Vimeo at 720p or higher. Seeing it without HD is a crime against these awesome filmmakers.

Maybe she needs reading glasses but won’t admit it, so she has to get really close to read anything.

u ok

Agreed on the killer heels, but get a real fitting in a real shoe shop and make sure they’re comfortable. They can be, truly! But they have to be the right ones for your feet.

I love bracelets and I think the dress calls for them, but I agree that there are a lot of earrings that will work just fine with that neckline. My personal choice would be hoops, but you could go any number of ways.