It seems you and me have opposite coping mechanisms. Eons ago I got convinced that everyone is, at their core, bad, if not downright vicious.

There’s so many lies I tell myself so I can continue to exist in this world without breaking down into a puddle of helplessness. One is that most people are, at their core, good. But shit like this, man... I don’t know.

No. I do not like this relationship between Rih Rih and and Travis because he is a DICK. Story time.

BBC News for straight news. I also like Al Jazeera English and regularly look at AP’s news website. These are all relatively straightforward news sites—you won’t get a ton of opinion-type columns. I prefer that. If I want commentary, I’ll look for it on NY Times, the New Yorker, WaPo.com, and sometimes Salon and Slate…

I feel like you are reading me way, way wrong, but I am not going to argue with you. I can see how it might seem like I am suggesting that people do yoga instead of heroin. I am sorry. That was not my intention.

This is one of the biggest reasons I’ve never taken opiates for my rheumatoid arthritis, although several doctors have asked. I have had two surgeries for which I was given Vicodin, and that shit works for pain like crazy - and it makes the RA pain simply disappear. But RA is a lifelong thing and if I start with…

I understand exactly where these parents are coming from. Our daughter had everything going for her when she graduated high school. She went to college, got addicted, and has lost everything as a result. She’s ruined her health, her mind, her relationships, and her future. She stole from everyone, got arrested, has…

I’m sure Charlotte is going to be completely adorable, but right now my favorite baby princesses are in Sweden.

I’m a feminist who is constantly talking about the patriarchy and sexist ideas of acceptable femininity. . . but this would piss me right off.

My 14 year old self would be like ‘ eff this shit. Jesus isn’t gonna squeeze these pimples’

Surely Crazy Harry would have been the one to do it...

The second Graydon Carter caved to Gwyneth Paltrow’s demands, the magazine slid from barely hanging on to lost in irrelevance.

Now that I think about it. I should have been more naked in my 20s.

This is probably why more than one person has told me they thought I was a snob or disliked them when we first met, even though I liked them and thought our initial interactions were just fine. Fortunately they gave me a chance and we ended up as good friends, but I always wonder how many potential friends I’ve missed…

If you had googled images of the injury type, you’d understand.

Or the half-chores. Like when they take stuff out of the drier and put wet stuff in but don't fold the dry laundry and put it away. What was preventing the second half of the chore?!

Ew you probably put the toilet paper roll facing the wall too

It’s peen sink washing!

They look so uncomfortable!