Does anyone honestly like the smell of patchuoli?

But that’s thanks to your mom, and knowing that she loves you. I was a pill baby, my mom told me all the time, and I always felt like a particularly troublesome burden. She was neglectful and terrible.

Nobody is going to fill jon Stewart's shoes, because he is a unique genius, and it was his genius that made the show. They might as well cancel it, because it's going to be a shadow of what it was during his time.

I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT TO MAKE AN ACTUAL "SQUEE" NOISE

It's always been my dream that my boyfriend would lack imagination and get me the same gifts he's gotten previous girlfriends. I mean, if I'm really lucky I'll get the engagement ring his ex-fiancee gave back to him.

RIGHT?! Like I can respect a quality boob job. If those are fake KUDOS TO YOU GOOD DOCTOR (whoever you are)

Honestly if my boobs looked that good, I would wear that top too.

mmm, nori

Housecat meets bobcat

Not the OP, but I can attest to getting vastly different service at most high end retailers if I'm made up and dressed nicely versus my weekend slub.

I think I'm just unlucky.

I have super straight, long eyelashes that I have to curl so they don't brush against my glasses and drive me crazy. I've been using metal curlers forever, but I HATE that they don't sell refills, I've heard it's a hygiene thing, but it is just so damn wasteful to keep throwing the whole thing in the trash. I recently…

Same. I am intimidated as hell by sephora but want to go look at every single color sooooo bad.

I like the products and the advice given by the people at Sephora, but I've noticed that (in the two Bay Area stores I frequent) all the sales associates tend to put the makeup on a bit heavy. Like really heavy. Like that is a lot of makeup.

Do you ever have somebody come in and you're like "wow, this person is super ugly and their makeup is terrible, totally judging right now, oh my god their questions are so stupid"? Because I am just too terrified to go into a Sephora for fear of people making fun of me. Please tell me there are super nice people there…

And I have a second question which is something I always wonder about when I return products I've barely touched. What do you do with returned, used items? Throw them away? Use them as testers? Are the employees allowed to take any of them?

First of all, how dare you.

I too, am on Team Ted Cruz is Actually Two Children Stacked On Top Of Each Other.

SHOTS FIRED

It hides his control panel and/or his lizard neck