Vin runs his own FB page - no assistants, no bull. It's all him.

but I'm not fully clean unless i'm zestfully clean!

Ugh, me too. I've also heard it called a FUPA, which only slightly less gross.

I hate this term so viscerally.

I was cracking up at the absurdity of these until I got to Big Museum Earrings lady. Then shit got suddenly very, very real.

#FF0080

Yum runny eggs. So I can sop up the yolk with my toast or steak. Mmmmm.

Go, Badgers!

Go, Badgers!

If I had that figure now, I would just wear a bikini.

My siamese is a BEAST. He's like 19lbs and you'd never know it cause he is such a vicious hunter, so stealthy & nimble. I put a bell on him so the birds stand a chance. He is the only cat I've ever seen that will play fetch like a dog. And will bring you stuffed animals all day long to throw for him. Stuffed…

Sorry, but the smell of burning weed is correctly categorized as a stench.

If you don't like the smell, and have a fairly sensitive snoot, it can be pretty unpleasant.

Tuxedo cats are the best.

I'm about 18 months away from 50 and shitting my pants about it.

It smells like that because it is the flesh of an animal, preserved in a can.

Sticks seem barbaric. Selfie drones can't come soon enough.

I feel like your story is more effective at putting people off microbeads than facts about environmental impact.

Haha, but no, I bought microbeads. They got stuck in my butthole every time I showered (shudders). I actually had to beg a friend for bar soap after explaining to him in graphic detail how bad showers were becoming.

I wish someone would make a really butch sounding IUD. I would 100% get an IUD that was called something like "ThunderGuts" and came with one of those Detroit type "this is America, we don't worry about being fancy, we just get the damn job done" commercials.

Possibly. But isn't that nebulous area what makes it shade??? My friends said she meant it because I'm funny and self-deprecating. But the fact that I'm NOT SURE means it is shade. Thus why it is shade and not just a flat out insult.