I don't understand the need to survive. When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'll be out in the street. Mindlessly eating your brains.

Good plan. Zombies can't get in without a card.

Also, "female bleeding"? Female bleeding is when I nick myself with an xacto knife and stomp around my apartment screaming swear words.

Instead of releasing her medical records she should just present them with the IUD they removed, preferably still covered in blood and bits of her uterine wall.

I read once that Richard Burton gave her that necklace while she was swimming in their pool. He summoned her over, presented her with the necklace, she put it on and went right back to swimming. This was what she wore while doing laps:

Ain't no First World problems like NYC problems!

Fashion: NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

I wear dark glossy purples daily. If I had events where I could go full black, I totally would.

It is true, that in Dublin we like to see a healthy glow on a woman's cheek as if a soft day was suddenly ripped apart by a vicious north easterly. We get four seasons in one day and we expect to see them all in a woman's cheek, but nowhere else. Not her hair ( lustrous) her hems (tidy), her eyes (soft) or her…

Dear god, if I wore this much eyeliner, I would last like ten minutes before my habitual eye-rubbing turned me into a weird blackface parody of a human being.

I was completely on board until I saw the price! Their name must be a misnomer!

They're actually bad. (NPR, PBS, VICE)

Just thought i'd add in some photos. This is why I'm loving http://www.17sundays.com.

Burrito bowls! Save the tortilla calories and get the guac! Mmm.

The NYT must be desperate for stories. As I said in response to Biddle's piece on this: Chipotle has had extremely helpful and detailed nutrition calculators on its website since the dawn of time. They will help you make lower calorie, lower fat, or lower carb content choices while you hold up the damn line if you're…

Yea but my jawbone stays on me at all times, as opposed to my galaxy S5 which is usually only on me when its in my purse. So there is that

My cycle is longer now, but my PMS is right on time, so beginning on the day my period was due I get Part II PMS, which is basically Hulk PMS.

No, you can tell because E.E. Cummings is dead, and also because when he was alive, he was an extremely talented writer.

Also, didn't know I would be posting picturezilla.

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.