Any former gymnast will tell you that Bag Balm is the best and only treatment for horrible, dry hands. For years I caked my hands in mounds of chalk every day and then swung around a bar, simultaneously ripping off every square inch of skin on my palms and developing callouses so thick that Ishmael himself would be…
I like the hemp hand cream from the Body Shop.
Oh shit, is that seersucker?
This is the only white noise anyone needs.
This is the only white noise anyone needs.
Lol, I had the same thought! "Hmmm, pants are hard - WELP, no pants for anyone then!". WTF, logic.
I think that'd be great! You know, it's easy to see a lot of traditional model-types showing off current, trendy items all over the net, but it'd be cool to do a regular feature with fat models showing how to wear awesome trends. Like, show me a couple different sizes of women in a crop top and midi skirt, let me see…
heh heh heh gunna get my fuck on
NO I refuse to get on this trend. I'm sorry I can't. I didn't like it then, I do not like it now. I will not like them here, I will not like them there, I will not like them anywhere.
What about really out-there polish colors? Painting each nail a different color? These "ombre" nails?
Man, I should've named this website "MyFuckedUpCuticles.Jezebel.com."
seriously, I should put a label on the base coat that says "have you peed yet?" because I shouldn't even start if I haven't.
Not talking to people and sitting alone watching Netflix are two of the greatest joys in my life. If people were truly meant to converse face to face and have to order food over the phone like cavepeople, we wouldn't have invented the internet. Don't mess with success.
What if we are binge watching with our significant other? It's quality time!
I mean what wrong with the Devil's cupcake? The Devil's cupcake would be fucking delicious!
My mother is a horror show but I invited her dress shopping because she was in town for the weekend and I figured it was just a day…what could go wrong. Anyway, it wasn't too bad until we got to a dress she loved and I was "meh." Then they brought out another dress and it was "THE ONE". I loved it. It loved me.…
I love Lisa Eldridge! She's so reassuring. She makes me feel like it's all gonna be okay. And her accent is TO DIE FOR.
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.
Ever wonder how it was physically possible for your great-grandparents to have like 10 kids?
^^^THIS. All the stars to you!
