I can't get too mad at her. She just turned 20 in October. She's earned the right to be a cranky, old bitch. She makes up for it by being insanely awesome for my entire adult life.

That isn't a pizza, that's a cassoulet.

Is that... a pickle? What type of monster puts pickles on pizza??!!!

Fucking great. They leave Canada only to get new plus size clothes shortly after? Cunts, the lot of them. (Very happy for my plus size American counterparts, but I'm bitter)

I hate when my esophagus gets dry and flakey.

NOT THE POLISH WEEK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANNA!!!!

This piece would have been a lot more successful if they'd framed it as "don't try too hard, because it will not get you laid and makes you look sad," instead of "here, let's reinforce the gender binary in a really unnecessary way."

I'm sorry, but fuck this. I share the dislike for the kind of attitude that certain men have about tacky jewelry being a good way to attract chicks, for sure (and I'm also sympathetic to some of the aesthetic objections). But it's incredibly bad, on a more basic level, to promote these kind of limiting and repressing…

I love that the cats are wearing tiny miniature tin hats, too.

Bruce Lee forever.

Just the tip?

I'll take any version of 80's Spader up to and including Stargate. Soooo much pretty

The ghost of Gregory Peck could get it x100:

Not trying to be a party pooper but I wouldn't like to have been forced to have watched someone having sex, right in front of me. God, I can be so frickin uptight sometimes.

zero percent chance I'd be able to get off

There where to all the tornadoes come from then smartass? The sky?

Ladies, I cannot stress enough how important a nice, tight casing is for your kielbasa. And if you aren't using the mustards I recommended, I will stop you and apply them myself.