“Many Japanese think English is a difficult language” - to be fair, the whole world thinks Japanese is a difficult language so the scales are not exactly right here :p

I should buy this book just to memorize some of these lines. It’s pure nonsensical gold.

This goes hand-in-hand with my favorite story from The Jordan Rules, the Sam Smith fly-on-the-wall book of the ‘92 season. Here’s the quote, from p. 130:

TL:DR Patriots fan is still mad online and IRL.

+1 PSI

“I’m not even sure that I could explain to him that The Fast and the Furious and Fast & Furious are two different movies.”

You’d think Francesca would be happy to learn that not all forms of dementia are progressive.

“And Lukes faddah is Dahth Vadah? Whose his mutha? Does he have a mutha? And whose his grandfaddah? How are we supposta keep track of these people? I’m tellin’ ya... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7.... {long pause] 8....”