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“At least I tried to avoid it.”

This is why I only fly Trump airlines. No Muslims, Mexicans, disabled people, or crying babies to have to worry about. And they cut holes in the pillow cases so you can see out of them when you wear them as a hood, too!

yes- CICO!!!! i’m on day 115 i think and doing really good with chicken and veggies but i dont go crazy strict. and i have cheat dinners every monday night now

Ok, this might sound strange, but: I’m finding it a lot easier to keep my calorie count down if I eat things like cheeseburgers. Last year, I tried the healthy route. Vegetables and chicken and chili and jambalaya and hummus were my go-to food items. But I had a devil of a time keeping under my calorie counts, because

100% agree with thundercatsarego’s comment, but I wanted to add that palm oil is also a highly unsustainable product that contributes to deforestation and endangering wildlife that live in those habitats.

So many dead orangutans.

i’ve lost 34 pounds by counting calories on myfitnesspal. i try not to worry about what’s healthy/what’s not. i can eat more food if i have things with less calories (ie lean protein and veggies and stuff)

It certainly was dark. Of course the novel keeps the suspense going for much longer (I mean about how crazy the old bat really is), in the film you notice pretty quickly that something is off, due to the medium. But the Dame was so great in it, and to me it felt like she added an extra layer, the taboo of loneliness.

I have not read the book. I loved the movie because it’s Dench and Blanchett (Denchett!) acting the shit out of it. It’s worth seeing just for two tremendous performances. As a film, it’s not perfect. But I think it’s essential if you’re a fan of either of them.

I’ve committed to going “full” Dame Judi Dench when I’m sixty. Silver pixie, perfect makeup and flattering sheaths and tunics. I will now add a tattoo to that list.

I was hoping it was a tattoo of this scene from Notes on a Scandal.

Oh FFS. Sanders was not polling with any kind of real support at the time this stuff was written. It’s not unfair to support a strong front runner to try to make sure a Dem gets the nod. You know what Sanders supporters? HRC was also favored early on in 2007/8. You know what, a black man named Barack Hussein Obama

It’s hard to be the exact same age as somebody if you’re not the same age as them down to the year.

I posted this last night about Katherine Heigl:

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

when you excited to see Tarzan/afraid of refugees but you keep fighting in the backseat/vote for brexit and your mom turns the car around/currency hits a 30 year low:

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

I’m unemployed at the moment and so so broke, but I’m scraping my bucks together to go see this opening weekend, both because I’m super excited to see it, and to contribute to the box office gross as a fuck you to the haters.