If I knew anything about art, geography, 18th-19th-20th-century Presidents, French culture, opera, human anatomy, animal anatomy, food, science in general, potent potables, and potpourri, I could totally crush Jeopardy with the edge I’d have in sports and pop culture.

If there’s one thing the photo above screams, it’s: “identical twins!” Let’s bring Michelle back and have the two alternate in the role just like old times.

I was thinking the same damn thing - they both look REAL beat. I am 31, and I can honestly say on my worst day I don’t look nearly as Keith Richards as they do.

“Have you read Harry Potter? I’m a big fan. Have you seen my fashion line? They inspired it.

Every time I see a pic of Mary Kate, I wonder if she specifically asked her plastic surgeon to make her look more age appropriate for her older paramours. That is not the face of a 31 year old.

Boy I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

As someone who is also husky (if women are allowed to be husky too) due to depression meds, thanks to everyone who is mentioning that. I eat healthy and carefully, and I exercise. It just doesn’t matter. Some of us have this side effect and there’s nothing we can do about it. The other side of the coin would be me off…

Please do not make fun of him (or others). I’m a psychiatrist, and rapid and extreme weight gain is a side effect of some of the best medications we have fore mood.

He would need to get Jennifer Lawrence to play Lili Von Shtupp.

You forgot to add in where cops nationwide defend this while they get all sanctimonious about how they’re the thin blue line and no one can possibly understand the stress the job puts them through, so people need to cut them some slack when they gun down a deaf man with a metal cane.

Judge: “Sgt. Barnes, what justification do you offer for why you shot and killed a deaf man with developmental disabilities who was carrying a metal walking stick?”

That is part of this, yes.

...but two Wongs don’t make a White.

I had a good time when I played the demo. It was satisfying playing as Charizard and using seismic toss on my opponent. Looks like this will be another game to add to my switch library. Now they just need to rerelease Bayonetta 2 and I’ll be in business

and this is a perfect example of why Nintendo didn’t produce alot of their NES and SNES classic consoles. if you saturate the market with your product then eventually nobody will want to buy it. producing a low number of a product will ensure that there’s always a demand for that product and people who want to buy it.

• Everybody in Pokemon Sun and Moon

You mean this one? Not a bad shade of orange!

Say what you will but those MTV Gamecubes looked pretty damn slick.

Front toward enemy ... Back toward aesthetics.

I really can’t even imagine having a car in NYC. I’m sure it has its advantages, but goddamn. If you’re not in one of those private parking rotundas, you’ll need front and rear bull bars to prevent your poor car from getting smashed. It seems a cottage industry has emerged around bumper protection. Last time I was…