Not to brag, but my ankles are wayyyyyyyyyy smaller than my thighs.

All I know is that one time when I was 14, I was being a total bitch to my mother as we were walking down Oxford St in London. Instead of getting cross and telling me I was being an asshole, my mother (a creature of mirth and magic and farts) proceeded to drop her shopping bags and began to perform a jig. It was a…

additionally, if a friend asks you “should I get bangs?” within 1 month of a breakup, lock her in a closet (SANS SCISSORS) and call for professional help because otherwise she is going to do it herself and it is going to be baaaaaad.

Cool. Mysterious. Maybe even a little dangerous? The only fashion accessory anyone should ever need.

I think the normalization thing is so important. Part of the issue I had with my anxiety was that I didn’t know it was possible to feel another way. Sure, I couldn’t “calm down” on command, but I also didn’t really know what “calm” was. Of course I got twitchy when I had to sit still. I wasn’t used to it.

I actually like comparing the two a lot. I’ve also started watching Young and Hungry which is the west coast version of broke and the spectrum of broke 20-something women is fascinating.

Resistance is futile. I went from, “Ugh, her voice is so thin and all her songs are crap” to “I NEED to get good seats to the T. Swizz show!” There was no transition time and I honestly don't know what happened. I was the obnoxious mom scream singing Shake It Off and making my 9 year old wave her lighted bracelet…

As a knitter who hasn’t finished her first sweater this is totally amazing. Yes it’s somewhat ugly, but if it’s nice soft yarn then it’s surprising how much less appearance matters. Also the amount of work Jadda put in is actually kind of mind boggling, I’ve been knitting for nearly 10 years and I couldn’t do it,…

We would get so much further if we could treat chemical dependence as the physical health problem that it is. Yes, it’s a moral failing to take pills or heroin or meth or whatever that first time, you suck, blah blah, but after that it would be great if people weren’t shamed out of seeking help.

That’s because when whites act out, it’s an individual thing, when minorities act out (especially black ones), it’s attributed to the whole race. The racist comments are almost always a 1000 times worse when it’s a black person in the video, when it’s a white person, race is almost never brought up. That’s a sad fact…

Your mom is a complete boss for getting through that whole thing with a straight face. I’m pretty sure I would’ve completely melted about the third time I tried to say, “Actually, it’s a parasol,” to the bus driver.

So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.

I had this happen when I volunteered at my daughter’s school for picture day. I was no-makeup, hair in a bun, baggy sweatshirt, and 33 goddamn years old. A teacher came up to me and said “Whose class are you in, sweetie?”

I’m not going to lie. I would pay good money to view Downtown Abbey with the Queen’s commentary. I probably couldn’t afford the ticket if it were possible. :(

I think Tay said it best herself.

I know people like to hate on her, but that’s a really terrible thing to go through, and I hope she’ll be OK. I know she and Kanye talked about having a big family, so this must be extremely difficult for her.

*packs bags*

Let’s not talk about the killer’s motive here. MOTIVE DOES NOT MATTER.