I like this, I like it a lot. Whenever people ask me what I’ll do if I eventually regret my tattoo I say, “Look, I have all kinds of marks on my body that I didn’t ask for and I don’t like. I have scars, I have stretch marks, funny freckles, weird bumps, whatever. Those are all permanent too. I CHOOSE my tattoo, and I…

I just got into my dream school after they extended the deadlines for transfer students. I’ll be studying painting at one of the best art schools in the country this fall.

(I know, I know, I’m going to be a starving artist. It’ll be worth it.)

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

Dear Justice Ginsburg, Thank YOU for your artistry and caring. You’ve made this great country a vastly greater place. Sincerely, Everyone

I would just like to thank all of the Jez and groupthink commentors for not calling me out on my typos and giving me stars even though I can barely understand the things I write. Thank you and may Ba’al bless you can keep you.

I wish the Duggar girls read her book and interviews, because their religion has made them feel shame and guilt of their own sexual abuse. I’m sure there is still this heavy load that they are carrying even after marriage.

Elizabeth Smart is a woman of unthinkable courage and strength. She has chosen the most noble path possible. Her activism for children who have been raped and sexually abused has no doubt saved countless lives and helped to begin the process of mending damaged souls. She is doing the single most important thing to end…

that staged cake photo bothers me. everyone is staring at that cake like it’s the opening of the ark, and you have Taylor with the smuggest look I’ve ever seen. Now, maybe I’m just a jealous fat kid and have a serious lust for that cake, but I honestly feel like I’m being mocked. “Look at all my friends and all my…

My poor mother. She’s convinced that there’s something loose in the tumbler of her new washing machine—a bolt or a nut or something—and she wanted to make sure I listened for it because “the guys (from the appliance store where she bought the unit) won’t come out and fix it.”

I’m American Indian. Yes, I have those rights that you listed but my people didn't become U.S. citizens until around the 1920s or 1930s. We have a very complicated relationship with the government. Am I proud to be an American? Sometimes I am but other times I'm not. I imagine other people who experienced opposition…

My plan is to laze around until we go up to our roof to watch fireworks. I'm finally accepting that crowds give me anxiety, so no hoopla for me, please and thank you!

I hate the DIY fireworks that go on and on and on. Or the drunk idiots walking around tossing firecrackers around and shooting off bottle rockets.

All I’m going to say is there are so many countries where I could not exist. I am a female, educated, single, able to own my own property, my own money, choose who I socialize with and date, work at a job, drive a car, vote, and above all, I can criticize my government as openly as I want. We ain’t perfect, but we’re…

My father was indeed a cult leader, and I spent the first seven or so years of my life in a cult. It was smallish (~20-25 people, at various times), and we never made the papers or anything, but I had a very strange childhood, for sure, and I’m still fucked up in a lot of ways because of it.

I feel like people should make a bigger deal about amy poehler being one of the most important figures in recent comedy history. EVERYBODY FUNNY TODAY is a product of UCB. And she (along with the Matts and Ian) started it! That’s a huge f’ing deal.

Greetings, SNS.

I’d try to go straight for arrest. ‘Pranks’ fucking suck all the time, but this was reckless and inflicted tremendous harm on a person.

a forensics report

I guess this would be called posthummus.