I'm curious as to whether there has been a decline in beer or liquor consumption, or if alcohol consumption is just up among millennials and they went for the wine.

Hey Jenny McCarthy.

I'm a Native American, and one of your followers.
Also, vaccines cause autism.

Also, I'm a pathological liar, and everything I've said above is complete nonsense.

Michelle Kwan?

Ha! Back in the 80s I saw this dude who had a fair sized Billy Idol tattoo right in the middle of chest. Now, Billy was cool back then but even I knew he wasn't forever cool, that's a big commitment for a crush. Sometimes it's just best to have someone paint it on canvas for you instead.

I have a couple of friends who think Russell Brand is the sexiest thing they've ever seen. Am I missing something? I see him and while he is obviously very intelligent (a big plus), all I can think of is that he desperately needs a shower. Even if he is clean, he just LOOKS like he's on Day 3 post-shower, post-all…

They generally appreciate their new economic independence and feel pride at holding their families together, at working and studying and doing things on their own, but sometimes they long to have a man around who would pay the bills and take care of them and make a life for them in which they could work less.

This is my story too. On normal days, I feel normal. On PMS days it can be really really bad.

As strange as it seems, when I was depressed, the only time I felt severely suicidal was when I was PMSing. The rest of the time, it was a thought in my mind, but it only seemed like an imperative right before my period. I had to remind myself that I was PMSing.

My ex-LTR was an experienced hiker who took my novice butt out on some very hairy and scary treks along edges of mountains and stuff. My mom was convinced he was going to get me killed. We broke up before that happened... D-:

How can you NOT be suspicious when your girlfriend/boyfriend asks you to go "sort things out" on a fucking cliff!

I feel like as an essential part of the coming-of-age process, white Americans, upon turning age 13, should be handed an educational pamphlet entitled, "Reverse Racism Is Not a Thing."

Once again, Jezebel, hire Kyosuke to write for you!

Alas, I'm a Canuck :( But let's be e-buddies! We can e-hangout on my messy e-couch! :)

Right?? Just own it! I know two separate couples I had this convo with (people I know well enough to have this convo with):

I live in a really old, crumbly house and my cat has been an absolute godsend. She gets about two or three mice/rats a week. Our house isn't dirty, or anything, but when the foundations, cellar and walls are all over four hundred years old, there are plenty of nooks and crannies for them to get in to. She always puts…

Texas being Texas, I'm surprised the person driving the truck hasn't been shot by someone attempting a rescue. Which is reason number forty-something not to have this sticker on your truck.

I think my mother has this one in white. I should ask her if I could have it.

In college I interned at a major record label and most of my job was listening to every unsolicited demo. The other part of my job was telling people who would cold-call us that for legal reasons we threw all unsolicited demos straight into the trash.

And omg, is John a shit or is he a SHIT? I cannot understand how people can bald-faced lie like that!

Wow. Wow wow wow. I'm so glad this worked out for the better for you, and in the end for Sarah since she kicked that asshole out. You are SUCH a good person for reaching out to her and listening. You really had no responsibility to do that, but it's amazing that you did. Well done.