Russell Brand should apologize for sexually harassing her.

This is my six month old Scottish Fold kitten, Plato. He lives in New Zealand with me. I'm never having children, so he is my pride and joy. The funniest and most loving cat I have ever met, with eyes as big as saucers. He brings so much joy into my life. He has his own Instagram account. Yes, I am one of those cat…

So here's the thing: I like dogs quite a bit, but I like them in the same way I like babies. They are wonderful in short doses. And when they belong to other people. I am a die-hard cat-lover because instead of being up in my face all the time, panting "LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME OMG PLEASE LOVE ME," my cat is like,…

Thank you for saying CAT PEOPLE and not CAT OWNERS.

My husband and I had a houseguest who taught our sweet little tortie to play fetch. She'll only do it with one toy - a knitted "fortune cookie" toy my ex-MIL made for the cats one year for Christmas. She walks into the computer room, prrrrrowwwwling with the toy in her mouth, and then she drops it and runs into the…

....Annnnd colonization strikes again.

I love you so much right now! And I feel bad—I didn't get you anything!

This inspires me to finally share my own routine: Mensescise. You can do it all while laying down, groaning, and eating cake soaked in melted ice-cream. Heating pad optional.

Also: GO JOANNE, GO. This lady RULEZ.

This lady with her not giving a fuck and prancing to her own beat, horse spirit animal and camel-toe all, is full of win.

I don't know why, but this lady warms my cold, dead heart. Look how happy she is! Look how much fun she's having! Look at her giving ZERO fucks! This is how she wants to stay in shape and, goddammit, it's her party and she'll prance like a pony if she wants to. If you don't like it, you can suck a Lululemon.

Yes!!! But im that weird/ intensely awkward person!! I never know where to look when walking towards someone!!! do i stare them down and bore in to their soul until they say hey to me?? Do i look at my phone??? Do i look around at the tree's??? what do i do????? help me!!

“You can go out and do something like this, in your own manner and your own form,” she says. “You don’t have to be like monkeys imitating each other in the gym.”