Horse people are usually terrible people.

I have some words of advice to give to the horse. In times like this, look to the words of the wise prophet Soulja Boy and “Superman that hoe”.

“I’m trying to help you. I’m trying to help you.”

After investigating the incident, the NFL fined the woman $25,000 for criticizing an official.

Honestly, you’re better off not knowing.

Actually, the story indicates no specific reason why the child was prohibited from playing golf. It could very well be not petty.

Perhaps the father was pulling the girl from school or letting her ditch her homework (or perhaps hiring someone a la NCAA-style to “tutor” her) or some other such derelict parent move in…

Was wondering when Jed would show up....

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I tend to think you’re right, but it seems like the whole state of California is pretty much over the NFL. The college teams seem to still have some energy behind them, but I think a lot of the overall issues of the NFL (and I’m not talking about national anthem protests) has most of the pro fanbase in the entire…

Am I the only one who clearly sees the ball slip out of Cousins hand before Graham hits it? That’s a fumble.

Never ceases to amaze how smart guys on the internet are convinced they know more about the law than a federal judge does...

It was the NFL that set up the process, made the NFLPA agree to it, and then to much acclaim brought in highly qualified people to administer it. Yet on the very first test of their newly agreed upon process, Goodell and the NFL didn’t like the result and essentially said, “Fuck it, let’s suspend him anyways.”…

Option Z (meaning absolute last resort status, try at your own risk*): Have a friend who doesn’t know your significant other well or at all mask up and try to “rob” the two of you while you head to your car with the nasty grub. He/she needs nothing but a ski mask and knife; Your significant other will applaud your…

Not the first time wood messed up an approach to first base.

A functioning society?

You certainly ARE calling him a liar.Or at least you’re telling us not to believe him...Which may be semantically different. But still puts you on the side of “Cops are infallible until my unmeetable standards are met”.

There are the moved goalposts! Bennett “gives his side of the story”, we’re told “wait to see if there’s any video evidence” to support what NO ONE has any real need to doubt — that a tough guy with a badge and a gun decides that the large guy running away from gun shots is the perp and gets all heavy — video evidence…

Citing widespread flooding in the state of Texas, the NFL reasoned it could not deprive Dallas of its navel attack.

That’s quite an honor, I’ll wear it with pride. #FuckTheBeach

Fuck the beach. The beach is the fucking worst. You know who goes to the beach? Miserable fucking people go to the beach, to pretend that they’re not miserable fucking people.