By the time they get there—Haden likely wouldn’t have been part of the plan anyway.

There are many sides to the violence between Zaza and ankles. Many sides.

And some weakass Republicans will condemn these statements and become media heroes before voting for every single thing he proposes. Looking at you, Ben Sasse.

The tweets and articles won’t do this one justice, folks - you have to see the video. See how angry he was, how combative he was, like he wanted to pick a fight with the press corps, with his critics, with America. Surreal.

How many times do we have to explain this to you dipshits like children?

Let this be a warning that if you said this in real life in front of me, you’d be missing your fucking teeth you fucking worthless pile of scum. Strange how cowards like you only say this sick shit online...

Why am I not surprised that so many people on jalopnik are defending honest to God Neo Nazis?

Shown: Donald Trump doing the same thing.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

Second worst decision this guy has ever made just behind starting a video game company.

It was on a playground, and athletics happen there.

The stadium announcer in question:

I hope McGregor reads this and someone gives Mayweather the gist of it.

A very good friend of mine passed away yesterday from cancer. He was a kind, hilarious man and a great father of three young children.

Science is perfectly fine, thanks. It’s the scientifically illiterate writers and “journalists” who parrot PR pieces or misinterpret (willfully or not) regurgitated abstracts to sell papers/magazines/views that are the real problem.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.