Seriously. This was a thing you felt needed doing.

I never heard of that tradition of respecting an outgoing players’ number. Obviously, the new guy #4 must be beaned.

“it’s cool to hate America these days”

“And how about Batman? Why isn’t he wearing red, white and blue body armor and have an American flag as a cape? Plus, you never, ever hear him singing the praises of American values or reciting the Pledge of Allegance! Damn Hollywood liberals and their American hating liberalism!”

The funny thing about Waterworld is Kevin Costner was pissing into a filter machine to get drinking water when he could have simply poured the sea water that was all around him into the same machine!

You don’t need a machine to drink your own urine.

I think it’s less “fatigue” and more “leaving Never land and growing up.” This is the silliest shit I’ve ever heard. This is a bunch of do-nothings trying to justify the saddest life decisions ever.

As a sports athlete (basketball) this kind of thing always looks like a joke to me. While I respect esports and the skill it takes to play a game at a certain level, i just can’t get over the fact that some people look at pro gamers as athletes. In terms of physical stress, gaming is really more comparable to chess…

IDK, I played both the platinum demo and the duscae demo (for ff15) and was bored to tears. They tried to make it an action rpg but all the button inputs were delayed like a full second and had TOO MANY frames of animation that you were locked into, you couldnt switch characters and it was FF13 mash the A/X button…

“It reminded me of his days with the Jets when he couldn’t complete a pass.”

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

He could have brought those cigar cutters on- if he had just kept them in his pockets and stayed in his coffin with the other checked baggage.

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!”

You are going to love the seats the first time you go to a movie theater!

If a fan had reached over and done that, security guards would have escorted him out of the stadium.

Why does security guard get the cooler looking batting helmet, while the other dork has to wear the “I’m going to my t-ball game and then get orange slices afterwards!” double ear-flap helmet!?!?

He was promptly fired after the game. Security along the wall in Arizona are forbidden to help Latinos in any way.

Well, according to every other commenter here, I am apparently a complete moron because I actually found this funny and entertaining.

Can’t answer that without seeing the van.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.