No, they noticed that tons of programs had hardcoded if-clauses that worked like if $version=”Win9*” to match both 95 and 98, but ended up also matching Windows 9. So they skipped to 10.

Give me lesbians or gtfo.

Reverse DDT into a figure four leg lock

HE IS BROKEN IN HALF! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

“What kind of accuracy was he showing with those beer cans?”

Starring, in alphabetical order, Yodeling Zeke...

Thanks but no thanks, Lubbock. I’m much better off getting my medical advice from Doc Emrick.

They never would have been charged if, you know, the suspect didn’t end up dead. Besides, that’s only “reasonable suspicion” - that allows them to stop him and search, not necessarily arrest. And he didn’t have anything illegal when they searched him. Hence, it’s an illegal arrest.

I know “the kids” may not care about this guy, but Bob Ley is fucking great.

Sepp Blatter said that he’d forget about this indiscretion if Bob Ley saw fit to..... well..... it would be impolite to say it out loud.....

Chip’s Challenge is the earliest game I can remember playing, and had forgotten about it until I saw this. Nostalgia

Oh Adrian. If only you had become a baseball player instead of a football player, then you could make guaranteed money for hitting things with wooden sticks.

Sometimes, an NFL team gives a player and contract, and then doesn’t honor it.

NFL teams do hold a gigantic advantage over players when it comes to contracts

totes agree.

“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.

The CPR post said six levels lower or more though.

You’re the only person on Earth with total control of a child’s physical movements at all times. You should use your power for good and not waste it on cringey, over the top, really bad Internet sarcasm.