I am doing this for The Witcher 3 asap.

FIIIIIIIINALLY, an opportunity to use this age of pun, and with the imagery fitting so perfectly too.

The police waste all their time on things like this, meanwhile the Tunnel Snakes are still running wild, terrorizing the public with their aggressive and provocative dance moves.

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Would an English soccer writer and/or reader be expected to know that Barkley is of Nigerian descent (and does he identify as black)? I ask because I certainly would not have guessed it based on the photo, but have no idea whether this is common knowledge there.

Not to mention the blatant racism. There is zero doubt that racists watch sports in the US, but none of them--not in the deepest south, not in the southiest of Boston--would any of them dare shout slurs or throw bananas or sing racist songs in the stands, and if they did, they’d leave the stadium in an ambulance. Not…

I did exactly this in high school, except it was on a passed ball and the other team was from a reform school for kids who went there instead of (or right out of?) juvy. The kid who slid in got up and shoved me so the ump told me that if I did it again he wouldn’t stop them from doing more. Totally worth it, though,…

“Online Blog Sparks Outrage With Infinitely Scrolling Pages”

Not my president’s trophy

1. That Line-bloop would have been a DP for the shortstop so the pitcher didn’t need to bare-hand it which could have been an issue had he taken it off a finger and taken himself out of the game. That’s why the color-man says he doesn’t see it often. From day 1 pitchers are told if they can’t glove it, to trust their…

He also wanted to give a speech to the crowd after every game to tell them that he considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.

To be fair, the Yankees have shown a willingness to change their minds about honoring certain historic numbers. Just ask Alex Rodriguez.

RAH-GA CLEMENS IS IN MY BAWX!

Just as long as he didnt want #22, the number of the jersey on Waldman’s vibrator.

Hey people, some advice: you *don’t actually have to use Twitter*. You might find you’re a lot happier just letting other people aggregate the funny or informative stuff instead, or just ignoring it entirely!

Thanks for ruining that. Maybe next time add a couple more blank lines and, I don’t know, a note that the spoiler is to an unrelated film.

“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

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You rang?