Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

And the grammar assassin in me is exuberant!

When I was about his age I’d go to Toys R’Us after school to play Goldeneye on their display N64.

Pretty awesome. I just hope his life at home is stable enough for him to actually use it. I used to volunteer at a after school program, and so many kids/teens were there because their parents/guardians were negligent or abusive. I can just imagine him going home, and having his parents say, “You didn’t pay for that!”…

People have dreams, man. They want to get there any way they can.

This always comes to mind in those occasions:

Since you’re impotent that point is pretty meaningless.

I know very little about soccer, but I’m a graduate student at Umass Boston and I get to walk by their creepy phallus logo every day on my way to class. He even has “the snarl”

Funny how ultra violence is ok but genitalia needs to removed. I wonder if people even realize how strange that is to people who have a healthy view on nudity

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

I have nothing to say other than I have honestly never been so ashamed to be an American as I am tonight.

I just tried to escape the election for a few moments by checking Kotaku.

Like posting comments on a post about a political game?

I guess I should stop getting excited about games that do things I like. :(

Maybe I should finally see what this hubbabaloo is all about. Because the fuck is Attack on Titan...?

“Here we are, years after the original release of GTA V, still trying to stop the train. Still failing. Still having fun! That’s what matters.”