We had been together a grand total of 3 months when I went home for Easter and left my cat Smudge at his apartment. I had a realization on the way back to his place at the end of the weekend that everything I loved in the world was in that little apartment in the Bronx. When I walked in the door I asked him to lie…

I could have written this article too (well, maybe not with your eloquence but you know what I mean...) My fiancé has CLL and he is 3 years post chemo, strong as an ox and never accepting the label of “cancer patient”. But last month at the dreaded oncology appointment, his platelets were on the low side. The 3-month…

Evan was interviewed on Democracy Now this morning and they played his speech in its entirety.

Submission for shade court: Bey and Jay visiting Florence on Kim and Kanye’s first anniversary? Ya know, seeing as they didn’t bother to show up there a year ago for the wedding.

love me some Kid Fury

I love lipdub videos. And I love when teens go all out to recreate videos. My all time favorite is Countdown (Snuggie version)

love u forever Jane Marie for the Big K.R.I.T. nod, I've such a soft spot for that dude.

In my opinion, if your love life doesn't include pantsless dishwashing and day drinking, ur doing it wrong.

My mom is sensitive to formaldehyde/formalin and is pretty much itchy all of the time. She goes for phototherapy 5 days a week (of which insurance only covers a small fraction) and does her best to avoid using/wearing any of the items in the 65-page list of products containing the stuff. It's really limiting,…

Mark, you are on FIRE with the videos this week. I feel like we are kindred spirits in YouTube.

ITS THE THREE SECOND

God I love Jaime. "it's a dick phone?"

At least the third appearance, because she wore it to her birthday dinner too. I...am kind of obsessed with this show.

Hah yes! Still has the stain on the lapel.

I love that Abbi is still wearing the dress she bought for the party last season. This is why I can always get down with Broad City. I see myself up there. Girls, not so much.

They've really got you on the vagina beat, huh Mark?

Oh I've got so many favorites from my childhood, mostly from Christmas pageants at school:

My first landlord in New York was never overtly pervy but he would send text messages late at night to ask questions about repair issues that had already been resolved, or things like "hey did you just call me?" when of course I hadn't. The thing that creeped me out the most happened once when we had agreed on a time…

I never had chicken poz as a kid (despite a few on-purpose exposures) and have received the vaccine twice as an adult but it never took! I always thought that meant I was super immune but maybe I'm wrong!

Ate there once, food was underwhelming and the atmosphere/decor was a little too downtown try-hard. I feel oddly vindicated. And I'm sorry for the employees who had to/have to put up with this ignorant POS.