"Salon Belkys: We wash you hair with hot water."

Spice Girls as interpreted by cutie pie Filipino kids. Instant uplift.

Always does the trick. I love this young man, his snuggie, and the dedication to his craft. I love Beyonce and I don't think she's ever looked more beautiful than in this video.

Huh. Never thought O'Banion would amount to much after high school.

Relevant. And fascinating! New research on the complementary relationship between germs and health (but there's a pay wall, so.)

I was young and insecure. But so was he, apparently...turns out he had a micropenis. Not kidding.

The best/most galling/WTF unsolicited advice I've ever received came from a "boyfriend" (only lasted 3 months, you'll understand why). While making out on the couch one night, I noticed he was getting extra grabby with my butt and thighs. Not in a sexy way, more in a "trying to attain your measurements" way. He then…

Oh my god. Gregory Peck! Please tell me he was just like Atticus Finch in real life. It's okay, you can lie if you need to.

I recently discovered a Workaholics-shaped hole in my heart.

If we're being honest, think I'd rather bang CZJ. Though I probably wouldn't kick Michael Douglas out of bed either. How did you end up at the Oscars?

It wasn't my intention to body-shame and I'm sorry that it may have come off that way. I was making an observation. I think both Catherine and Leann are beautiful women. It's too bad that so many women feel pressure to alter their appearances with plastic surgery.

ooohOOOOOoooohhh

oh yes

Ok, I've found a pretty good pic for comparison but I don't know how to splice them together in order to upload them! (The site only allows you to upload one pic). Any suggestions?

Aw I'm sorry to hear you'll be alone. Never know who you could meet at the soup kitchen, though. I hope it turns out to be a joyful Christmas despite everything else going on. (((hugs)))

Catherine Zeta-Jooooooones. She dips beneath lasers, ooohhhOOOOoooooo.

I'm in the same boat. I already told friends & family that I couldn't swing gifts this year...but then my library had a huge used book sale...$0.25 for paperback, $0.50 for hardcover and LPs. I got all my shopping done in 30 minutes and only had to spend $8! Luckily my friends & family are pretty much all into reading…

I hope it's just the expression she's making at that moment. No plastic surgeon should be messing with a face like hers.

In 30 years or so, I imagine all actresses will all vaguely resemble each other. I've noticed it in NYC too, especially on the upper East Side. They probably all go to the same 5 or so "top-notch" plastic surgeons.

In that screencap, she looks a little bit like Leann Rimes in the face. Sorry, that's all I've got to share.