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When I was in college, I got a phone call at 7am from a man pretending to be a detective with the Bronx Police (first clue....it's all just NYPD). He said that there had been a rash of break-ins on campus, and that lots of girls were missing their underwear. He then asked me to check my underwear drawer to make sure…

This is my scent! I feel so cool!

Clearly the young man is out of touch with modern society. What college-aged female reads Redbook?

I followed my Mr Big to Venezuela like a sad puppy, and ended up sharing a bed (nothing sexy) with his (unknown to me) current girlfriend and her best friend, while Mr. Big was locked in an adjoining cabin, raging drunk and howling at the door for Gloria (not me, the new gf). Horrible, wonderful, scary, eye-opening…

While getting the new member tour at my gym, we stopped at a machine (the one where your legs hang and you do knee-lifts up to your chest) and the trainer mentioned that "the ladies really seem to get a lot from this workout." I found the comment kind of odd...until I tried it out a few days later. Holy spontaneous…

Seriously. I saw his stand up show a few months ago. It was not at all funny. "I'm the world champion of everything. I'm super sweet, dude" That was the entire routine.

The next time someone asks why I don't want children, I will direct them to this story.

We haven't been this excited here in a looooong time. It feels so good.

Soooo....how about them Bills?

I love that this exists. My musical tastes colliding.

What about Dominguez?

I had one. Once. I didn't feel anything except bloated and nauseous afterward. It wasn't the amazing cleanse that it had been hyped as. And I was out $100.

Thank jebus I'm not the only one. Although I bet these cycle beads would work in a pinch.

A woman after my own heart.

No way! Awesome! Mine's a tortie, what about yours?

Exactly. I mean, Zeus is the top-god and never learns a lesson, always thinking with the wrong head. How many people died or had their eyes pecked out by eagles or got impregnated by a bull because Zeus was a horny philanderer? Regular folks get their morality lessons by watching the gods fuck up repeatedly.

I was watching at work until the patient woke up and made me change it back to football. I was pretty bummed out. Heh. Who won/is winning?