His arms are works of art. Michelangelo couldn't have fashioned nicer arms.

My cat Smudge has been chasing a bug around the apartment for about 30 minutes now. She keeps getting close and then juuust misses. Then she turns and gives me a nervous look that says "Next time, Mom, I swear I'll get him next time!" But really I feel like she's just not that coordinated/athletic and that's okay!…

Has anyone else read Mythology by Edith Hamilton? I picked it up last week and I find it completely engrossing. I took Latin in HS and college so I've learned my fair share of entry level Greek/Roman mythology but now that I'm revisiting it with more critical eyes it is amazing to see so much of our shared knowledge…

I would love to post a picture to illustrate my point buuuutttt....can we talk about Rafa's big old juicy booty? Mesmerizing. Just want to grab it with both hands and hang on for dear life. Just take a big ol' bite out of it.

Nurse Jackie

Parents should look to the Onion for help in costume selection:

So after a 2 year sabbatical from weed due to anxiety attacks and all-around feeling bad about myself, I smoked with my dude and my best friend and watched a little MST3K. It was so much fun! No anxiety attacks! No little voice telling me how I'll never get my shit together and why haven't you been saving up for…

Goody one.

I'm a roughneck British mercenary who takes a break from killing each day at 4pm sharp for biscuits and a cuppa tea with two sugars.

Smudge Stonehenge. Hmm, at least I've got some alliteration going for me.

I'm from Buffalo, NY and I loved them (though I only live 5 min from the border)

Jameson & ginger ale with a twist of lime.

That was my first movie-cry too. I was so unprepared for that scene. Had no idea Thomas J was going to die. I was in 7th grade and looking back on it I think I might have had my first anxiety attack during that movie too.

That's my excuse too. Power in numbers. Stay cool out there.

"No family members allowed in the room when the patient is on dialysis!!" just had a looong day at work made much longer by annoying family members. sorry, i know as the nurse i'm supposed to be supportive and informative for everyone involved in patient care, and if it were me I would totally be asking me a million…

Yeah, I always assumed butt fun was one of those "everybody does it but nobody talks about it" kind of things, but color me surprised when my gentleman caller (who has been with quite a few ladies in his day, no biggie) revealed he has only known one other woman besides myself who enjoys/initiates the dirtier deed. Oh…

It upsets me that in 2010 she gave out Kiva gift certificates worth a measly $100 (compared to a closet organizer worth $1000 and a $3000 TV). Imagine if 200 people each gave out $1000 in microfinance loans..the number of lives affected would be exponential.

Coach and Tami, Barack and Michelle.

Does she jump on the trampoline before or after the melons? Just the thought of it makes me queasy.

To be fair, Mark Kelly *did* ask him if he was excited to see a rocket launch.