It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

Pretty sure if you can’t get through the day without being told how awesome you are, you’re just a fragile white dude. You’re more upset that your ethics are being exposed than you are that your skin putting everyone else at a major disadvantage. You feel like a man without a country? Well, think about how all us…

Then don’t read Deadspin. Stay off anything connected to Kinja. Or your social media sites, forget about those. Fuck it, stay off the internet. Don’t watch TV, don’t listen to the radio. Stay indoors, with noise cancelling headphones, in the bathroom, with the water running.

You seem pretty high too.

“Go fuck yourself.”

In effect, then, NBC has taken what was a single great product and sliced it into two unsatisfying parts, making it worse, more expensive, and less convenient than the previous unified whole.

Apparently the Vandy secondary gets lit up even in the off season.

RIP

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

Your attempts to vindicate the patriarchy are both honorable and commendable. Don’t let people criticize aggressive men in positions of power, lest these girls start thinking they are powerful themselves.

99% sure he wouldn’t have done that to a dude.

It seems a little bush league to not shake hands. But the coach should have just shook his head and moved on. No need to touch her. Douche.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

That’s clearly a ‘fucked’, not a ‘fucks’.

It’s not Ravens Flock. A group of ravens is called an unkindness. Which is really just so fucking appropriate.

Well now Snacktaku is cancelled forever, and it’s your fault.

“Am I under arrest?”

Those poor people...

David Duval just had a panic attack because he has no idea how he's supposed to tee off during the first two rounds of the tournament.