Kelllyanne, tragically, became a double amputee following the Bowling Green Massacre.

Just like Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda which reeeeeally upset my skinny friend. They’re all stupid songs. If you dissect every song since forever there’s problematic stuff nearly everywhere if you want to look for it. This too shall pass and stuff and dem.

There very well may be a reason he had no one close to him...six tons of porn is a pretty big indicator that he was a fucking pervert.

These kinds of deaths always seem extra sad. This man had no one in his life that cared enough to figure out why they hadn’t heard from him. I’m a little surprised it took a landlord so many months to come and collect the rent.

The comments here are A fucking plus. Y’all are awful, wonderful people.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

+100 for the * :D

She grew up somewhat near me so I will occasionally run into people who know her and her family, and they all say her family is the sweetest things ever and that she’s actually very funny and not at all too caught up in her celebrity. So if that helps the scale a bit...lol :)

Yup. He’s a lot of fun. And a lot of his videos show men and women of various sizes dancing/working out with him. I really like that. :)

Ah, see I have kids so I’ve sat through a few previews for this hideous movie and a major plot point seems to be Smurfette feeling bad about being the only girl.

Here’s what drives me insane about this woman.

Well, pop songs are different than regular life. With music, a certain level of self promotion and braggadocio is accepted.

I tend to have dif expectations for cartoon soundtracks hits and general adult(?)-oriented pop.

Given that it appears to be a song for the new Smurfs movie I’m going to go with “dem” = male Smurfs.

Margaret Thatcher said, “Being powerful is like being a lady, if you have to tell people you are, then you really aren’t.”

I’m sure Selena is on a first name basis and calls him The.

Looking nice is for women. Men can look however they want as long as they can afford to buy nice-looking women as property. Read the constitution sometime, geez.

Actually, I read a whole article on this issue and the kicker is that his cheap-looking suits are actually really expensive Brionis. The problem is that he prefers comfort over looking nice, so he buys his suits in lightweight soft (expensive) fabric that is not really meant for men with bodies like his. It drapes…

...And given that there’s only one rapist, you probably know who that person is - making it easy to avoid him. If you find yourself in a place with the designated rapist, that’s your fault for getting so close to a rapist.