Oh, Satan dresses better. Point of pride.

Putting utterly to the side that your metaphor betrays you have zero understanding of sexual assault, it still fails.

Not a fan of Princeton at all, but I don’t think they can be blamed for Trump. He attended Fordham and then Wharton, I believe.

Who...? How...?

Doesn’t that describe like 75% of Trump supporters though. “Incredibly gullible and not the sharpest tool.”

No pass from me, but starred you for wondering how the Kardashian-Wests haven’t burned down a house. (I picture staff following them around, turning off taps and hair dryers.)

Years ago, a cop stopped our car just to ask what we were doing “in the neighborhood”. Our friend in the back seat politely put him through his paces, wanting to know what he’d observed that merited the stop. The visibly frustrated cop demanded, “What are you, the ACLU?” And our friend smiled and answered, “As a…

If you haven’t lived your life with the knowledge that without food stamps, the only food you would have for the day is the free lunch at school, you really shouldn’t be allowed to talk about them

In what alternate reality is it Whataboutism to compare the judicial results for two people who unintentionally killed others? Particularly when the one with the lighter sentence was unprovoked and caused more deaths.

You think Russian trolls would defend Warren?

Except Oliver’s face expresses kindness, wit, humor, and intelligence, making it adorable; while I’ve only seen Mnuchin’s express smugness, vapidity, anger or boredom — the opposite of adorable.

That is a beautiful, beautiful headline.

Wow. Porn sure is titillating. What lady-parts person could resist that bio?

I’m a man who is in a very mutually fulfilling sexual relationship with someone I love. It’s possible.

Generalizations do more harm than good. Avoid them when possible.

Except that it’s not “just sex recorded on video”, any more than The Bachelor is just dating on camera. It’s scripted and inherently artificial. You can’t dismiss criticism of porn by claiming it’s just sex, anymore than you can dismiss criticism of McDonald’s by claiming it’s just food. Intent and content matter.

I’d like to know if the jury also heard that Khan decided not to run for student office at Yale because the organizing commission contacted him regarding allegations of sexual misconduct — more than six months before the night he’s accused of raping a classmate.

Actual true fact: I saw Suburbia, in the theater, because Viola Davis was in it. Yeah, for all of three minutes, maybe, but I put up with whatshisname just for three minutes of her.

I’m curious — were the busboys paid below minimum wage?

I know this sounds stupidly meta, but does anyone else look at him and see the Joker?