Child of mover-and-shaker who’s only ever worked in the family business, major daddy issues, garish fashion sense, Prince of Lies ... wow, Satan does check of lot of Trumply boxes...

...In a box with a cardboard mattress, barely edible food, and public bathing and toileting facilities. Yeah, prisoners got it so easy, Robin.

And your better and more effective plan is?

Polanski doesn’t know what “profoundly saddened” means, but I would be happy to arrange a demonstration for him.

I’m a sucker for Vince Vaughan. Big and tall and cute.

I don’t think so. Look at how overcast the sky is in the photo Trump posted. I think it’s from Trump’s inauguration, just has the wrong date on it.

We are in the darkest timeline.

She looks like Lena Toast from Reid Fleming: World’s Toughest Milkman.

I know how that gerund felt.

Thank you.

The Grand Old Projectionists, eh?

Words just go weak in the knees when you walk by, don’t they?

Ah. Got you.

Gosh, that’s clever. And relevant how, exactly?

Well, lots of progressives (including Bernie) are happy about him officially torpedoing the TPP today.

in the case of the trump administration, however, it feels like shooting monkeys in a barrel.

Ooooohhhhh.....

My coworkers are cracking themselves up about the Obamas stealing the furniture, cause, you know, black people...

No one is cheaper than the rich. No one.

It’s basically a massive Democrat circle-jerk in the name of equality. And about as effective as stopping these buffoons from gaining power.