This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

Man, imagine how bad the fight would have gotten if the program were toxic.

Mandatory?

The backup QB in Denver is almost always the most popular guy in the state.

One of the residents hit him with an aluminum vacuum tube.

So that would be due East for a ways then straight down?

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

I fucking can't stand soccer.  That car obviously took a dive. 

It is entirely possible all of this is a blip, that the Jaguars offense will return to being merely mediocre, and that’ll be enough for another deep playoff run.

His wife knew but apparently didn’t share that information with him.

Was Urban aware of the beating firsthand? 

Detroit: Now that’s Urban decline, amirite?

Some guys’ bodies dehydrate quicker than others

It’s pretty obvious—the Dolphins are gase-lighting us.

Tannehill should have been listed as “limited.”

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

After all, every night all the men would come around, and get their floor routines down.

Pro tip for Garrett Snider: When your bosses plant angel dust on you and give your job to some homeless guy, ask the hooker who looks like Jamie Lee Curtis for help. She’ll know what to do.  

It’s my fault for putting him on my fantasy team.

“Maybe they’re at the...library?” — U of A professor, before putting a gun in mouth