Christ, has it been a week?
I gotta get off.

I ride or die for toum.

Call me nutso, but ever since I started making aioli with just olive oil + garlic in a mortar and pestle my sexlife has improved like, twicefold at least. Maybe even thricefold, I can't really tell. I mean I could but y'know, I won't. But I could.

Weird, I'm pretty sure thats the plot of an episode of Becker.

If you haven't heard it, this dub goes off:

Leonardo really went all in with those hyperlinks.
Bravo.

My favorite issue is the one where they rip off Cobra but it's even better because he kills the robbers with LOBSTERS!

I laughed so goddamn much at this I spat my gourmet hamburger onto my computer screen.

I can't wait to illegally download this, get way too stoned, dribble on some iced creams, fall asleep and wake up in the middle of the big battle at the end.

Hangabout, I always figured Tennessee Stud was about a dude with a horse cock.

Yeah Alien:Isolation is crazy. I played it on the PS3 and wouldn't mind checking it out with spiffier gfx. Jesus H Christ, what is this 'Pro' business? Is this one of those scenarios where I get the PS4 because it's finally cheaper, only to find that all the new mad games require Pro? I'm getting flashbacks to the N64…

Alright sick. Axiom Verge looks cool as. I'll defo add it to the list. Cheers!

Amazing.

Dude! Mad Bull 34 is like, the perfect anime ideal for me. A bunch of Japanese dudes watched Cobra and Death Wish and said you know what? Lets rip them off but with hella more gore and dodgy as fuck sexual violence. Also the main dudes like this mega cop slash pimp who everyone loves. It is so singularity batshit…

Right on dude cheers.

Man I got high as balls last night and ordered a PS4.
Pretty much just to play Until Dawn, which is the game I've been waiting for my entire life, and I dunno Tekken or whatever.

Looks sick.

Totally.

Nah dude Bad Boys 2 is aces.

To be fair, and I say this as an Australian, the Australian accent IS an abomination!