“You know who else was ‘Man of the Year’?”
*Crowd Cheers*
“That’s right, a little man called Hitler!”
*Bass Slaps*
“I’m just sayin’, the trains ran on time, amirite?”
*Cheers*
*Double bass slap*
“But honestly, your children are going to die in a nuclear fire the likes of which you could never imagine. Just...The. Best.”
*Audi…

I mean, we saw Hector take a piss so I guess we can extrapolate from there...

Looks at tablet to examine latest firmware shit code update

Can you get an STD from a sex robot?

Hmm. Doesn’t look like Dolores is sitting on anything to me.

For weeks now, this question has bothered me. I’ve asked friends and they all stared at me as if I were insane. I may not have my answer, but at least I know I am not alone anymore.

Cease Bowel Functions.

I think that’s actually how they make the F-350 King Ranch Edition.

Yeah. I’m pretty sure we know exactly how to tackle poverty. We don’t need a new social networking app for that.

I hear you, but it’s like if there was somebody drowning and instead of throwing that person a life preserver, we all just sat around and imagined innovative and disruptive ways to save a drowning life..

You can’t redbait and felate Putin at the same time.

And if you give a lot of poor people the opportunity to earn more money, increasing their demand for goods and services, then rich corporations will take their business elsewhere.

Yeah, but if you tax rich people at high rates, nobody will want to work hard to become rich or start businesses or create or invent. This is precisely why there were no rich people, businesses, or innovation back when the marginal tax rate was much higher for the wealthy.

I think this whole episode was a prank designed to trick intelligent people into typing the name “Cyndie”.

Cool story, Lena. Hope your Oppression Olympics Thanksgiving comes with medals tonight.

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

Ugh, Lena Dunham:

lena dunham : profile in courage.

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

Exactly.