Now that Alabama is set to make a pedophile a senator, this whole pee tape thing seems kinda quaint.

You’re such a “nice guy” no wonder women don’t want to date you, you racist prick.

A corollary to this would be, don’t watch 24-hour news networks or nightly news shows at all, ever. I stopped watching CNN and MSNBC and even Bloomberg, and I couldn’t be more at peace. I still know what awful things are going on, just by reading a variety of news sources online and in print (as I’ve said before, the…

I read Atlas Shrugged my junior year of high school and then read Watchmen. You want to discredit objectivism? Read Watchmen.

A lot of people don’t realize that the elevation of David Allen Smalley to DNC chair led directly to the War Between the States, and Clem Shaver’s election caused the Great Depression.

Are you under the impression that someone in this world was not aware that CEO stood for chielf executive officer?

1 anectode > scientific study with more than 2,000 subjects

50% of this country is also dumber than the other 50% of this country.

Two things:

I think his message may have won. I don’t think he would have won.

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

The bear just confirmed that the cat is fucking dead.

Judging by the supplies, that is a charter school bear. He has nothing to fear from Betsy.

awww, we’ve finally found someone who doesn’t mind the way Amazon ships a flash drive.

FOR GOD SAKE NO ONE TELL BETSY DEVOS!

They’re silent, because they don’t know to be embarrassed. The thing that made Obama ‘embarrassing’ was that he was weak, at least in their eyes. They mistook politeness and common decency for being a weak leader.

Christ, he’s bad at this. He can’t even shake hands correctly.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.