In the early days of our country, there were giant herds of wild lawyers, until the mass migration of paralegal settlers from ~1830-1870 decimated their populations.

At 1:6th scale, the Americans only show up five months late.

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.

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2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
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Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

I bet he’s feeling pretty ashamed right about Mao.

but like lets just take a moment to imagine president ben carson sitting down with egyptian president sisi

It’s Littoraly going 45 knots.....

You are very badly misinformed. Please read the following:

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

Because mentally ill people live all over the world and these types of mass shootings, generally speaking, do not happen in other industrialized countries. This was a mass shooting, it most certainly is an issue about guns.

This man is IRREPLACEABLE! How would the Vikings ever find an overweight, heavily-bearded, Norse-looking man who can ride a motorcycle in Minnesota?!!?

The Bible is yuge, Jesus Christ was terrific, He made great, great deals for His people.

Being hit by a bus is far less cruel than watching Bills games for the last 15 years.

You just know that he beat on it.

Butter Trump is still under fire for his comments about how Canola Oils are all a bunch of Rapeseeds.

Jon Heyman flexed his anagram skills, and tore something: