In the early days of our country, there were giant herds of wild lawyers, until the mass migration of paralegal settlers from ~1830-1870 decimated their populations.

At 1:6th scale, the Americans only show up five months late.

Don’t bother talking to Robbie. It’s like a brick wall and David Duke had a baby.

But could it cut off a hand? Asking for a friend.

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.

From what I understand, there are 4 types of people who have a chance at making it into the astronaut corp.

UK International Title: July 4th 2: Independing Harder.

Actually you just need a Supreme Court decision that stipulates that the Right to bear arms is tied to being in a militia.

I find your lack of funds disturbing

Right on! Laws like that makes Switzerland such a crummy place to live. The Swiss should take some lessons about the benefits of laissez faire jurisprudence from Somalia.

Why is this special? Hasn't John Malkovich made dozens of movies no one has bothered to see yet?

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

I bet he’s feeling pretty ashamed right about Mao.

Zoom in on that first picture, every laptop has this on the screen

but like lets just take a moment to imagine president ben carson sitting down with egyptian president sisi

Pu that much butter and melted cheese on actual maggot and I’d eat it.

It’s Littoraly going 45 knots.....

It’s VW clean diesel.