Because mentally ill people live all over the world and these types of mass shootings, generally speaking, do not happen in other industrialized countries. This was a mass shooting, it most certainly is an issue about guns.

This man is IRREPLACEABLE! How would the Vikings ever find an overweight, heavily-bearded, Norse-looking man who can ride a motorcycle in Minnesota?!!?

When a large company deliberately lies to its customers about the injuries its products cause, it’s the customers fault for continuing to buy the product.

^ Said no serious court of law, ever

The Bible is yuge, Jesus Christ was terrific, He made great, great deals for His people.

Here’s hoping, by being there, he do something to counter the distortion of the debate by thousands of telecom lobbyists:

Being hit by a bus is far less cruel than watching Bills games for the last 15 years.

You just know that he beat on it.

For how smart Jobs was, I am baffled about that sentiment. I have some reaaal beefy fingers, so precision on touch screens has never been my forte. Why did Jobs think using my sausage links on the screen would be better than a piece of technology designed to do that exact thing waaay better?

Butter Trump is still under fire for his comments about how Canola Oils are all a bunch of Rapeseeds.

Either that or a cat.

We start with data from floating, scientific buoys that NOAA has been distributing in the oceans for the last 35-year represented here as white dots. Let’s speed up time to see where the buoys go...

Jon Heyman flexed his anagram skills, and tore something:

You, Sir I assume hold the Larry Flynt Chair of Advanced Very Complicated Physics at Einstein Q. DaVinci College of Hyper Smart People.

It’s because of the first law.

I wanted to leave a snarky comment, making fun of Wes with a word play on drunk windingo or something, but then I realized....