Welcome to Texas. Get in line to collect your free handgun and case of frozen corny dogs.

They should just shut the fuck up and join the ride sharing movement. The reddit post summed it up perfectly how bad cabs are compared to ridesharing companies.

The famous Southern rally driver, duh.

Who's Gene Rally?

"Hey guys check out my 3 cylinder front wheel drive sports car"

Bullshit. That's right, our car is slightly better than bullshit.

Can we have a cow give a rebuttal? I know Gawker has a dog as one of their writers.

You mean that glorious VHS noise?

Maybe I AM your dad! You never call anymore.

Here's one that I made for our team at the 24 hours of LeMons. I think it's appropriate here.

Interesting topic. NHTSA is close to releasing their Silver Star rating system via NCAP. Goal: help elderly know which cars have features that make them more attractive to an aging population. The system is still in the works, but should be made public soon as it was part of NHTSA Strategic Plan.