the mustang is the florida of cars.

The hero we deserve.

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.

It’s pretty much holycrap beautiful and one of the very few things that make me dislike being 6'4" tall. A+ would drool again.

Sick accord coupe bro

There is not nearly enough Doug in this post. I mean it’s the Toureg for crying out loud!

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That was close.

Doug, I liked your choice. That said, next time you gotta think differently, you know what I’m saying? Like, I know you’re a car guy and this is a car site, but let’s really switch it up next time. Have you considered

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Yeah wonderful. Here’s the thing though — what are they going to fly to?

Darn you torch and your editing more information in later to make my comments superflous!

Oh mighty god of the cars,

We have very different tastes. It’s a squinty blob.

I bought the last 2014 WRX hatch that my local dealer was going to get because the new gen wasn’t getting a hatchback. Don’t know why they got rid of the hatch, I wouldn’t have bought the sedan.

I think Dominos is good pizza.....For the price. I’m not sorry.

My name is Torch. I make absurd articles where I explain the whole thing is just a joke at the bottom. Why? Because people only read headlines.

I refuse to see this until they bring back Captain Kirk. Fucking Cylons.

I’m pretty sure this face is the Japanese version of this:

This better?