casualdiningfanatic
CasualDiningFanatic
casualdiningfanatic

Thigh all day, but flats... eh.

Be a man!

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people

Sounds like the socialist found a great way to utilize capitalism to succeed.  Kinda like Bernie Sanders.  Look, everyone wants to use others money while they wallow in the joy of their own.  Capitalism is really the engine of socialism...and that is fine, but you can’t have it the other way around or you destroy your

Betcha the peeling feet was just good makeup.

Whett Thudd is actually an undrafted linebacker out of Appalachian State who stands a good shot at making the Raiders’ 53-man roster.

Still the best.

I’ve been staying keto.

I read the first two sentences 5 times thinking that it was the woman’s butthole that was flaring, and wondering how this story could be boring when a complete stranger was telling you to look at her butthole.  Then I read the next sentence and realized you meant your dog’s butthole.  Now I’m cracking up at work.

Yesterday at the dog park a woman pointed out that whenever my hound bays her butthole flares. She kept insisting I look. I told her I'd take her word for it. But then everyone kept talking about it so I told them to stop staring at my dog's butthole. Someone suggested I get her an eye patch, another person said it

I have a bedspread I really like, so I bought the exact same bedspread in a different color on sale a few weeks ago. It arrived last night. It’s not the same. It’s different. In small but very noticeable ways, so I’ve spent about two hours analyzing the differences.

This must be fake news. I mean, he’s Mexican, and according to our President, he must then be a rapist or a drug dealer or something, and everyone knows those guys don’t have time for physics equations.

Han shot first?

FIFY

I look forward to seeing him picked by the Giants in the first round of the 2020 draft.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

The breakfast burrito in Albuquerque, and there's a thousand places to get a good one. You can swing by a Twisters (my favorite) Golden Pride, Little Anita's, Cecilia's...there's just so many options. You can get them with red or green (or both!) filled with meat or veggie, smothered or handheld. It truly is the best

Foxhaven 4 Lyfe, yo.