The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

It’s easy to castigate the people of Doonbeg, largely because we’re not faced with a choice between the significant economic support Trump’s resort likely provides the village and our personal principles, but I’d ask everyone to consider this:

Principles are a wonderful thing. They help to define our path through life,…

The obvious solution is to tip only in small change.

Nickels are a good choice: 1) the coins are sufficiently hefty to make more noise you drop them into the jar; 2) they are of sufficiently low value that you can maximize the amount of time dropping them slowly into the jar to ensure that the barista will see you,…

This is why I always put my tip in the jar when the server is NOT looking. I don’t want them to see. And I always tip $20. Even if it’s just for a cup of coffee. Always. Don’t believe me? Well you’ll just have to take my word for it because no one sees me do it. But really, I am leaving a big fat tip in that jar when…

If only he had something that he could have thrown to hit the intruder, and that would then return to him, so he didn’t need to run

Well no, its how it was designed to be to prevent the small densely populated area’s from dictating how the geographic majority of the country functions. Its along the same reason of why we live in a republic and not a straight democracy.

Neither of The Two Jimmies are funny, talented, or watchable. I can’t stand Kimmel or Fallon. They’re both an embarrassment to watch.   And James Corden is almost as bad.

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

Even normal people would rather put themselves into $200k of student loan debt than just go to a community college. Can’t miss out on those parties!

I enjoy baking for special occasions and the parties. People have often said “You should open a bakery” and I take it as exactly and you say in the article - it’s a compliment.

When I saw the headline I thought this was going to be an article about his contract.

What kind of shit ass marketers who work at this firm don’t cover the happy hour tab for interns?

We need a panel with Fox News’s “Your Face Will Get Stuck Like That” all-stars.

Dude it’s just Chik-fil-a calm down

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

I’m very disheartened by how many of you jump directly to calling me incompetent or a liar rather than consider that my concern might be an actual problem in the industry. There are no words that will convince you until you entertain the possibility that you may be incorrect in your assessment. Those of you who know…

Effectively all of his net worth is in Amazon stock; of which holds approximately 80 million shares.

So he would have been better off keeping the $2 billion and doing nothing with it?  I mean there are plenty of appropriate grievances to be aired towards Bezos.  Be better Hamno.  This is fucking weaksauce.  

Guy gives away $2b and you manage to turn it into a bad thing. I pity you and the anger you must carry around.