“the only money left to squeeze out of this stone is shorting.”

Not at all. It was incredibly smart of the reddit crew to realize the unique position the short sellers had put themselves in, and to then capitalize on it. 

Wow, the few times I have had a moving violation I HAVE STOPPED!  It’s a weird thought Bradley, but almost everyone STOPS.

They then allege he ran “several stop lights” before jumping on Interstate 17 and eventually heading west on I-10 toward California.

I never understood where people get their information; like Truth Detector, I only use debit cards. Anytime there’s been fraud, VISA calls me to verify the purchase, and immediately freezes the charge or reimburses me while they investigate.

I only use a debit card and don’t understand the rationale behind the “never use a debit card” advice.

Thanks for the mental image.  Absolutely hilarious.

The timing of this is absolutely hilarious. Right now, all over the world, people are sitting in movie theaters experiencing the beauty and excitement of the Ford GT, one of the most provocative race cars ever built.

Meanwhile, Ford clears its throat while balancing 340 pounds over the toilet and yells from the…

Should make it easier for those of us who loved the last movie to see this one without your obnoxious, judgmental presence.

Did you really just use the words “Colin Kaepernick” and “stand up” in the same sentence? Lol oh the irony. you’re one of those social justice warriors huh? He didn’t stand up against an injustice. He created an uproar disrespecting our national anthem which we have stood for since ever..respecting our veterans & US…

It all has to do with whatever the legal bumper height is. Which is why in most states you can drive around in a freaking monster truck that’s lifted 2-3 feet in the air and have a bumper that’s low enough to be legal. 

Yeah, for as much flak as seems to be thrown their way, I’ve found Season Three to be the best yet, with the demise of Celebrity Brain Crash and the other bits not working. Even Abby Eaton brings a bit of personality to the show.

Legal: Repairing motorized land vehicles and their software

Ownership means jack. Felons are not permitted to be in possession of a firearm.

Welp--he was stupid. He kept doing shady sh-- knowing that he could land back in prison. The desire to floss & seem like a big deal by posting a hood pic was his downfall. Yes it's lame that they used it against him. But he's stupid for posting it.

Welp, I hope all of you who insisted the Democrats had to nominate Hillary because Bernie wasn’t a “real” Democrat are happy now. Because of your insistence on purity politics and stamping your feet like a child and insisting it was Clinton’s turn rather than being a grown up and compromising to support the candidate…

Please no.

I love when political campaigners or their staff show up at my door. It’s always a high point in my day to laugh and close the door on their face, then refuse to vote for them simply because they thought I wanted anyone to interrupt my day with that shit.

“I encourage them to learn their vehicle and how to turn them on....by issuing a $164 ticket. EVERYTIME.”

Embarrasingly, I just did this in a rental car. Briefly. With all the recent safety requirements in cars, I wonder why a 50 cent light sensor isn’t standard equipment, and why headlights aren’t wired to turn on with the windshield wipers. It’s the law in many jurisdictions, and I can’t count the times I have zoomed up…