2009 police impala with 207k on the clock. Granted the money spent to keep it running the city could have just bought 3 brand new cars. But you know...government.

So having responded to a few calls EXACTLY like this one over the course of my career, we unfortunately give the complanaint the bad news when they call law enforcement. Since the crash occurred inside the facility while on the automated track, it’s purely a civil matter. Regardless if her car was a piece of shit and…

The gas grenade is the greatest thing ever. See that cloud of green smoke? Don’t run into it. Go around it, put your mask on and go through it, or wait for it to disperse. It’s not that fucking hard to deal with. It’s a great tool to create a temporary choke point and to hold attackers back

This. This right here. Toss a grenade, drop the crate, *click*and take off. Logic did not play a part in their decision making on this change.

Haha that staircase was the greatest location on that map. My god. Conquest and holding that point. The shear insanity that ensued when the teams met, face melting.

I’ll just leave this right here.

My vote also.

Not going to lie. I laughed my ass off at the 3:11 mark. That tree placement is beyond amazing. The second tree was show-boating.

You bring up a good point. MOST police departments, like mine, do not allow the use of roadblocks and they constitute use of deadly force. See Brower VS Inyo County. All depends on the severity of the crime however. If this was an escaped convict (what was he charged with originally) and fleeing and eluding, that…

Haha the lord spoke to him and asked him to create this specifically. I’m crying. Can’t stop watching it.

You deserve every last star headed your way.

The red light cameras in my city were disputed also. The same bullshit, “I have the right to face my accuser” came up. It didn’t go well for the plaintiff. Every red light infraction is reviewed by an certified law enforcement officer in an office at our HQ. So if you want to dispute, the officer shows up. We all know…

Let me crack an egg of knowledge on your head. Most departments don’t have time for that shit. Dealing with ass loads of calls for service and paperwork all day there is little to no time to run radar or laser. You might get set up in a spot and be there for all of 10 min before the next call comes in. If you see us…

They truly are the worst. Since they aren’t going away anytime soon, they need to be so dim that you can hardly tell they are on during the day and so dim that at night a driver can’t mistake them for having their headlights on. Also, cut the dash lights. Only time they should be on is when you actually have your…

This right here. Seriously, vehicles have become smarter than humans. DRLs shouldn’t even be a thing in my opinion. New vehicles these days have DRLs that are just as bright as headlights. People think their headlights are on, but they aren’t. They dash lights are on, yet no tail lights.

There are hundreds of agencies that use the Caprice. We didn’t choose it because Chevy said hey we have 900 Impalas we need to dump and they are super cheap. So of course the city fell for it and they are absolute crap. 2015 and 2016 Impalas with insane issues. I’ve had a complete AC system swap, power steering…

You are correct. That deck is by a company called Havis. They make hardware mounts for all types of police fleet vehicles. Quite expensive. That mount and just a computer mount runs around $800-$1000. The radio, light controller etc can be mounted on it also. Just loosen the nuts and you can slide them along the…

They don’t. I’ve had a 2012 Caprice for 2 months while my Impala police cruiser was being fixed.

Could have been an unmarked detectives car. Our department has switched from the Impala to the Tarus and will have hundreds of unmarked Impalas up for grabs really soon.

Good riddance. Now please get rid of the team completely and make sure the NFL never allows Jacksonville to have another team. EVER.