Damn. I was curious if the Cinemark app would even have them available and to my surprise they did. Ended up buying them at 2013 hrs. I went back a few minutes later to buy 2 more and it was sold out. It happened fast.

Use your cinema of choice las website. That's what I did about 2 hours ago with the Cinemark app. Able to grab seats for the 17th AND pick and reserve the seat I wanted. They sold out within 5 minutes.

Pretty much sums it all up. Is this real life?

I cried. John Williams. My god. This is happening. This is really really happening.

Well this article can fuck itself to the dark side and back. Just bought mine AND was able to reserve the seats of my choosing. Why? Because god dammit I could. So that's what I did!

It's a show that for me is incredibly hard to describe. It's a guilty pleasure that is incredibly rare on basic TV. It's so annoyingly amazing. I wish it was a Netflix original and all the episodes were posted at the same time. That way I could binge watch and just get it out of my system.

As long as the stall has stocked toilet paper, who gives a shit.

Waldo PD was dissolved because of the ticket quota (illegal) the chief of police put on the officers. That and many other corrupt incidents.

Thankfully they only took themselves out and not an innocent bystander(s). Self correcting mistake. A permanent one at that.

Good for the Judge. Florida has one of the worst domestic violence requirements in the country. Time and time again the victim refuses to cooperate. But guess what, officers time is still wasted because they have to write the report, file paperwork, speak with the state, seek a warrant, get a judge to sign off on said…

Bahahaha. This is delightful. The comments are even better. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Ninja Warrior Rex 2016.

It brought my iPad 3 back from the dead. Felt like I was using it again when it originally came out.

Yeah I thought my feed was frozen in time from 6 months ago. It’s ok though. A Jalopnik blogger just posted a story/video that was posted yesterday, on, you guessed it, Jalopnik.

How can one work for a department of the Rangers and not be employed by them ONLY to get fired from the Rangers? Philosoraptor, please chime in and explain this to me.

A page I follow on Instagram posted this picture 3 days ago. The video is incredible.

Trucker here! It’s because I’m a douche and like rolling road blocks. I also like to get on the CB and radio ahead to other truckers to block a car that might be trying to go around them. Because fuck them for trying to pass me. Who doesn't like driving behind a 70k lb truck with shredding tires and experiencing the…

Processed as debit but no PIN or signature because of the chip. I went today a made a purchase again, standing there for 30 seconds while it read the chip. No PIN, no signature. I asked the cashier who was also one of the store managers about it. She said there have been more complaints about this issue than any other…

Neo tried to have faith in the jump program. Look at where that got him. Gotta free your mind of that crap!

Same protection, sorry. No sense in arguing when Wells Fargo has remedied the situation within minutes on the three occasions my card has been compromised.

Because it offers the same level of protection as a credit card and if a place doesn’t take debit, it can serve as a credit card. It just takes it out of my account like always. Some places say debit or credit before you swipe. Doesn’t really matter with Wells Fargo debit cards. Dual purpose.