can you BELIEVE these two didnt last?

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

I don’t get it . . . What’s strange about a bunch of white people at a white power rally?

Two Ivy Leaguers found far up their own asses.

my heart really needed this

I’m 32 and I probably wouldn’t date anyone under 40. But that’s just because I’m a shriveled old crone inside.

/hears name “Tom Hiddleston” mentioned

Well, be cynical if you want but I’m rooting for two crazy kids who’ve got everything going against them. You’ve found love, Generic White Person and Generic White Person. Never let it go.

This is why we need to teach critical thinking skills in schools.

Who said I was white? Who said I’m a Trump supporter?

Did Erin Smith just not know that Shonda Rhimes would be the one making that decision or nah??

It must be great to be so perfect.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

I bet he never throws rocks at cars again.

“Just saying”

FLAILS GENTLY IN A RAGE

Ha. Whoever thinks that Laverne Cox is 31 has a vision problem. The same with whoever thinks that Margot Robbie is 25.