I had an unintended pregnancy a few years ago and didn’t have insurance, so I went to one of these places thinking I would just be getting a pregnancy test to confirm the home test (I now know that home tests are rarely false positive - wishful thinking on my part). I was freshly out of college, working part time, and…

Nor, apparently, is it required by Christianity.

So Jesus hung out with tax collectors, lepers and prostitutes, but doesn’t want this guy to help a woman with a Berrnie Sanders bumper sticker?

I always knew god hated socialists.

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

I hope they pass hard stools every time they have a bowel movement & have to deal with chronic anal fissures for the rest of their lives.

And he seems a little confused about who exactly changed her life by adopting her from Korea.

She’s honestly trying so hard to be come a pop diva like beyonce, lady gaga, etc. but she’s more like that girl who loved ponies in high school in didn’t understand why no one else had there own pony and ranches.

It’s dorky but as far as I’m concerned Tom Hiddleston can do whatever he wants

Yep.

I do not agree. Some people who diet don’t do it once. They repeat the process continually throughout their lives, often starting at a very young age. Metabolisms don’t reset easily with continued dieting. Dieting, as in calorie restriction, is bad for you, period. Eating healthy foods, when you are hungry, and…

As a student of international criminal justice, I will be forever sad at this completely missed opportunity to be better than the terrorist. What a trial this could have been! What a precedent for future generations. But alas.

Sooooooo the CIA is now in the business of bragging and publicly fishing for compliments for doing their fucking job? I’ve known 14 year old boys playing Call of Duty with more tact and common sense.

Well, that’s just what hetero dudes have done for centuries! That’s normal. Trans people peeing next to you tho, that’s yucky.

Why in the world do they suddenly care about women being assaulted. No one seemed to care when it was a drunk guy trying to grope me in the middle of the street or on the subway or at a concert.

OH WAIT, ITS not about that is it

That’s not a counterpoint. Making fun of Reagan for being a despicable human is fair game. Making fun of him for suffering from Alzheimer’s shouldn’t be.

Not as mean spirited as allowing Reagan to continue as president while suffering from dementia.

Ronald Reagan’s entire presidential run was basically Weekend at Bernie’s. I say have at it.

Is there still a special place in hell for people who try to use 2 groupons at the same time?